Ruby: Alright, Blake! Have a seat. Now that you’re dating my sister, I have to take it upon myself to instill upon you the fear of God via intense interrogation!
Blake: Ruby, you don’t have to instill-
Ruby: Silence! I’m the interrogator here! Okay, let’s see (checks through her copy of How to Interrogate 101). Ah-ha! First question! What are your intentions with my sister?
Blake: (trying desperately not to laugh) I intend to love her for the rest of our lives so long as she’ll have me.
Ruby: AWWWWWWWWW ❤️ Really?! That’s so sweet, Blake!
Blake: You know. I think that book states in later chapters that it’s good for interrogators to build a rapport with their captives.
Ruby: Build a what now?
Blake: Wanna go to the bookstore and look at comics while you interrogate me? I’ll even get you a cookie from the in-house café.
Meet Tsavlani the tabaxi! Circle of Stars Druid, Swarmkeeper Ranger, and a bundle of awkward currently trekking through the land of Telarial with some new friends. She loves food and being in high places.
I’m playing her in a campaign right now! Excited to see where it goes.
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